accio-shitpost:

i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town

irish-luthor:

lesbianheistmovie:

Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross

captainlordauditor:

ofswordsandpens:

I adore rick riordan but if anyone still has doubt on how he can have such big potholes in his stories, let me remind you that this man was originally going to title the Lightning Thief “The Son of Poseidon” and it was his middle school class that pointed out that if he named it that that the “mysterious and unknown identity” of Percy’s godly heritage would no longer be mysterious and unknown and rick was like “oh, yeah.” 

#listen. sometimes when your writing youre too close to see shit

dirtylevi:

↳ Castle Utegard || NanaBAE || SnK S2

tastefullyoffensive:

Spooky.

the-ramenbirb:

slab-o-meat:

dykeonic:

straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

for your consideration:

Can I also add to this:

teapupp:

angelpals:

teapupp:

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

Who

the girl reading this

alpinewriter:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was hanging around at my boyfriend’s place (in hindsight he was probably Satan) and we were just chilling, doing normal things, when a long, sleek, black car pulled up outside of his house. My boyfriend, suddenly very nervous and twitchy, told me to go and hide in the closet. When I asked him what was up, he just told me it was a “work associate” so I went and did as he said. I peeked a little bit out of the closet to see who this person was. I wanted to see who could possibly get my boyfriend, the actual Devil, to tremble in fear. And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz.

Reflections on this post:

1. I need to read URLs.

2. “in hindsight he was probably Satan” may be the single greatest hook to a story that I’ve ever seen.

3. The levels of stress and suspense that occur in the rising action here rival that of some of the greatest survival horror works that exist on this earth.

4. “And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz” is probably the only sentence that could make the conclusion to this story more terrifying, and ended the story in a way far superior to anything my own sense of dread could have come up with.

andthwip:

The team up we deserve.

aurora-nerin:

snapmyneckandcallmeloki:

Every Thor™ movie

Thor: Are you INSANE, brother?!?!

Loki: bitch I might be

Or, alternatively: 

Thor: Are you dead AGAIN, brother?!?!

Loki: bitch I might be

meet-foreverjester:

hullaballoons:

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

dukeofbookingham:

Okay this ad campaign is actually great and every time I see it in a Tube station I laugh a little bit because it just reminds you how terrifically bizarre the human race is